The Joke That Backfired
Date: 10/19/2017, Categories: Bisexual, Author: territeach, Source: LushStories
It all started with a joke. I have to go out of town three times a year with my high school students for regional competitions in various technical fields. We have to have a proper teacher/student ratio on these trips. With money tight in the districts, the teachers have to double up in the hotel rooms. My husband always teases me with comments like, ‘Which male teacher are you rooming with this time?’ or ‘Make sure to pack your red lace teddy.’ Har har. So this trip I was rooming with Melanie, the new Culinary Arts teacher in her first year out of college. As the kids were scrambling excitedly through the hotel halls, we went around to make sure that they stayed in their assigned rooms. We were finally free to make it into our own room and began to unpack. We were talking excitedly about the next day’s competitions as we pulled stuff out of our overnight bags. I was paying little attention as I threw stuff on my bed and I grabbed some piece of clothing and pulled it out of my overnight bag. Melanie started giggling. I looked in my hand to see what she’s looking at and I see a fire engine red one piece nightie! “That bastard! I’ll kill him!” I turned about as red as the nightie as I stuffed it back in my bag. “This is my husband’s demented idea of a joke, Melanie.” I then told her the whole story. “So, he thinks I’m in a room with a male teacher and hides this… this ‘thing’ in my luggage! Wait until I call him later!” Still fuming, I step into the bathroom to get ready for ...