1. Casual Encounter


    Date: 11/12/2017, Categories: Bisexual, Author: AlexForemen, Source: LushStories

    Finally, it was Friday night and now I had the rest of the weekend off. After working five twelve-hour days in a row I was beat, but I was also horny as hell. Normally I date women, hot women in fact, but every now and then I get a craving for some meat, some thick man meat, and tonight was one of those nights. After the hectic week that I’ve had I wanted a big cock to suck, or a hot ass to fuck, and even better yet would be a versatile guy who’s as hung and horny as I am. By now I could almost taste the man-meat, so I went cock shopping - online. After sifting through countless ‘m4m’ posts, I found a few worthy of a response. But then, and just like always, all of the bullshit questions and endless e-mails followed my initial contact. “Fuck this shit – when will I learn my lesson,” I thought. Now that I was totally pissed and frustrated, I was about to beat-off and call it a night… But then a new post appeared that caught my eye… The post read: Attention cocksucker’s and butt-fucker’s – now for once in your fucking life listen up… Here lies the problem with trying to hook-up online… There are a lot ( btw morons, alot is not a fucking word – look it up ) of fake posts on the internet, but that’s not the biggest problem - actually it’s far from it. The biggest problems are the picky fucking asshole types that say they need to suck or fuck, but then all of the stupid games and countless emails begin. Let’s call these people for what they really are… Dickheads! So, what ...
    exactly is a ‘Dickhead’ you might ask? It is a guy who has a very small brain located within the head of his cock. Advanced studies indicate that this brain is much smaller than a pinhead, but yet it is more powerful than the default brain located between the man’s ears… Go figure - right? Now readers, let’s take a moment to analyze the problem… When the auxiliary pinhead brain in their cock takes control, it is due to a specific condition called: horny. While a man is in this condition, the man must obey his ‘auxiliary pinhead brain’ until every last drop of the only fluid that can relieve this condition is released. That fluid has a number of different names, but for now let’s you and I call it: cum. Are you still with me? Of course you are if you haven’t blown your load yet… Now once the cum has been released, the ‘auxiliary pinhead brain’ should relinquish control back to the default brain, unless the ‘auxiliary pinhead brain’ is a fucking sex-addict! Should that be the case, that man is rendered ‘useless’ and will have sex with anything that fucking moves. In fact sometimes you may even see ‘those men’ on your local news reports ( btw - that’s never good ). And now a few words of caution… 1 . Be aware of creepy-crawlers and other nasty diseases - one of them can kill you. (i) You must know what I am referring to - I sure as fuck hope you do. 2. Oftentimes the ‘default brain’ between the ears is not much bigger than the man’s pinhead brain - try to avoid those men unless they ...
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