Date: 12/6/2017, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: Electro68, Source: xHamster
Sunday morning mass was as boring as ever and I simply couldn't wait to get out of church and have a cigarette! Why did I go? f****y tradition, I guess? I decided to take a walk around the vast church grounds whilst I smoked my cigarette. I was walking slowly and I was about seventy yards from the church when I noticed the nun walking down a wooded path towards me. As she got closer, she smiled sweetly, hands clasped in front of her. "Good morning! What a fine day it is"! She smiled sweetly and I couldn't help but notice her glance at my cigarette packet. She was young, about twenty five and quite pretty too! "That it is, s****r..." she must have sensed my awkwardness because she finished my sentence for me, "Hinge! But you can call me Mary"! Again, her eyes flicked to my cigarette packet. "And what is your name, pray tell"? She asked in a soft voice and leaned her head to one side, enquiringly. "Hugh, er, Hugh Jorgan! It's Dutch, well, way back"! I stammered. I was slightly nervous because although I had seen them, I hadn't spoken to a Nun in years, not since I was at school and they were cruel old bitches whom I avoided wherever possible! She nodded gently and glanced around her and then spoke softly, "Pardon me for asking, Hugh, but could I possibly have one of your cigarettes, please? I know that cigarette smoke is the wind from Satan's bottom and that the Lord is testing me, but this I simply cannot resist the thought of cool ...