1. The Nun!


    Date: 12/6/2017, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: Electro68, Source: xHamster

    Sunday morning mass was as boring as ever and I simply couldn't wait to get out of church and have a cigarette! Why did I go? f****y tradition, I guess? I decided to take a walk around the vast church grounds whilst I smoked my cigarette. I was walking slowly and I was about seventy yards from the church when I noticed the nun walking down a wooded path towards me. As she got closer, she smiled sweetly, hands clasped in front of her. &#034Good morning! What a fine day it is&#034! She smiled sweetly and I couldn't help but notice her glance at my cigarette packet. She was young, about twenty five and quite pretty too! &#034That it is, s****r...&#034 she must have sensed my awkwardness because she finished my sentence for me, &#034Hinge! But you can call me Mary&#034! Again, her eyes flicked to my cigarette packet. &#034And what is your name, pray tell&#034? She asked in a soft voice and leaned her head to one side, enquiringly. &#034Hugh, er, Hugh Jorgan! It's Dutch, well, way back&#034! I stammered. I was slightly nervous because although I had seen them, I hadn't spoken to a Nun in years, not since I was at school and they were cruel old bitches whom I avoided wherever possible! She nodded gently and glanced around her and then spoke softly, &#034Pardon me for asking, Hugh, but could I possibly have one of your cigarettes, please? I know that cigarette smoke is the wind from Satan's bottom and that the Lord is testing me, but this I simply cannot resist the thought of cool ...
    blue smoke filling my lungs&#034! I nodded sympathetically and I remember thinking that she did indeed have a fine set of lungs, if the curves in the front of her robe were anything to go by! &#034Of course S...I mean, 'Mary'&#034! I said gently and opened my cigarette packet. I had just one cigarette left! &#034Oh dear&#034! She cried, &#034My dear boy, I cannot take your last one! I shall continue, after all, it has been three days since I last smoked one&#034! Still, her eyes fell on the lonely cigarette and her tongue gently darted out as she licked her lips! &#034Mary, please, I insist! I know that I shouldn't tempt you, but you are only human after all! Please, I can always buy some more anyway&#034! Her beautiful blue eyes were filled with tears as she gingerly plucked the cigarette from the packet and placed the tip in her rosy red lips. I clicked my lighter and she inhaled deeply. &#034Oh, my, that is fucking wonderful!&#034 she uttered as she blew smoke from her lips, eyes closed. I had never heard a nun swear before and I must admit, I found it rather erotic! My hitherto limp shaft twitched! Eyes still closed, she muttered more to herself than to me, &#034It's made me feel quite faint! Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck...&#034 She reached out and grasped my forearm as her breath began to come in short gasps! I noticed too that her face was becoming flushed and I realised that she was approaching an orgasm! Suddenly, her eyelids fluttered open and looked deeply into mine. She ...
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