1. How to finger your girl the right way


    Date: 12/9/2017, Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor, Author: Erieman2006, Source: xHamster

    How to finger your girl the right way We thought that while we already provide for your virtual sex life, it wouldn’t hurt to pimp your real sex life up a tiny bit. So here’s your answer to the question how to finger a woman the way she can finally start believing in God again – as you know, we take religious beliefs very seriously.And exactly like in the Bible, we think that religion starts directly in the vagina. But unlike in the Bible, we think that you have to put something in there first before anything cool can happen. For example a finger. Why should you finger her in the first place? As you might know, men have a really predominant erogenous zone – women basically have the same thing, but the vagina is kind of an asshole (not literally, at least in this sense not…), really the cat of genitals and you have to flatter it and ensnare it before it’s ready to be pleasured. Don’t ask me why, it seems like a crude joke, but that’s how it is, so we have to deal with it. Bottom line: Apply the finger (or the tongue, but that’s not the issue here) before you can apply your dick. That’s why. Also, for the more selfless people of the male gender, it’s scientifically proven that some unidirectional attention is seen as politeness by most of the women. No, seriously, clitoral stimulation works much better on most of the women than vaginal stimulation, so that’s why you have to direct your focus towards there to make her horny. First things first Clean your nails! You don’t cut ...
    stuff in Teflon pans with sharp knives, you don’t put your hands under the lawn mower when it’s still on, and you don’t finger a pussy with long finger nails. There are sensitive mucous membranes down there! I have no idea how all the porn stars do it with their 3 inch fake nails – a lot of training or a lot of pain resistance, I guess. So cut the nails. And wash your hands before (or keep them clean in general – that’s not only fingering advice, but life advice. You’re welcome.). Once again: Mucous membranes – they suck everything off your hand, and dirt is not something you want to have in your body. Keep it slow Now as I said, female genitalia are somewhat dumber than their male counterparts. Dicks immediately know what’s going on, pussies have to be introduced slowly to the idea that there’ll be some sexual contact soon. Btw, let me say at this point that women are as various as – I don’t know… they’re fucking various. So what I’m telling you here can be completely wrong for a woman, but completely right for the other one. In my opinion, what I’m telling you is what accounts for most of the women. There is no ultimate truth (you see, we already got to philosophy – we’re very close to religion). So work your way down there, pay attention to every body part, get only slowly to the sensitive parts and take your time before you get to her treasure chest. Keep it moist If you begin with the whole fingering thing, it’s important that your finger is moist. Now it may look somewhat ...
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