1. Lust in Translation, (or Playboy and the Slime God).


    Date: 12/11/2017, Categories: Science-Fiction, Alien, Author: stex, Source: sexstories.com

    In the CAW 24 thread, Pars001 asked: "also can it have a sci fi mystery or alien romance theme? after all I am strange" My response was: "How about treaty negotiations between the <insert name here> alien race and the humans. The final treaty has to be consummated by sex between an alien and a human. For extra points, tell it from both human and alien points of view. BTW: This is not an entirely original idea." I had to try this one. — The president stared at the webpage, its oversaturated blue colour hurt his eyes, but it was the video which was just confusing and made his headache. How did they do that? He looked at his briefing papers for reference, the diagram of the alien female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for normal people, in a dark alley, during a power outage. Everything was just in the wrong place, and he really didn't want to think of the function of that orifice, just next to their reproductive orifice. He turned to his chief science advisor. "Are you totally sure this is how they do it?" "The linguists are positive mr President. They studied the body language in minute detail, it was said as if it were the most normal activity. They'll be mightily offended if we don't do it their way." "He really said, 'its consummated with a fuck on live TV, your president and our president'?" "That's exactly what he said mr President." "And we've confirmed that that's what he meant?" "We asked most politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed ...
    perturbed by the question. We don't want to sabotage the negotiations, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act." "This isn't going to kill me or maybe worse, kill her?" "All the data shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he same basic amino acids as they did, our foods are compatible. We would even classify them as mammals if we didn't know they're alien. They give birth to live young, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial body hair. Our measurements indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size." The president flinched at the mention of sex organs, it was his balls on the line here. Rather too literally for his liking. "So how is this going to go down?" "Page five of the briefing paper has the outline of the event. You will enter from opposite sides of the stage, you will be naked to start with. You will meet on the bed at center stage, and there you will perform the copulation." "How the hell am I supposed to fuck an alien, her places are not in the right places." "The briefing document pages 20 through 30 covers suggestions on how to proceed. Our anthropologists have been studying their rituals and customs. There is a large amount of source material for that, their pornography industry is surprisingly advanced. We can see several ways in which you might be able to mate with their president. We have suggestions for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still customary for their males to take the lead in copulation. ...
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