1. Bugs Bunny


    Date: 12/13/2017, Categories: Gay, Author: Tuppie, Source: LushStories

    Johnson was a real redneck. I met him during my basic training in the army. As most people are aware, in these institutions surnames are only ever used, and as fate would have it, my surname was Johnstone. The reason I mention this, was because every three to four days, we would have to do gate duty on a rotational basis. Naturally, the alphabet always features very strongly in these environments, so there are no prizes for guessing with whom I had to pair up, for the four hour long guard duties at the entrance to the base. Johnson was coarse and crude, and had an infantile sense of humour. He was around six feet tall, had a wiry body, and was somewhat bandy-legged. It wasn’t an unattractive physique, and his entire frame was covered by a rather sexy dusting of dark hair. His face was neither ugly nor handsome, and bore the look of a mischievous hick, if that makes any sense to you. The feature on Johnson’s body which alludes to the title of this story… was the shape of his dick. It truthfully looked like a large carrot. From a thick base, the knob tapered to a thin foreskin overhang, which almost appeared to have no cock-head. In the communal showers, shortly after our arrival, one of the recruits joked, “Jesus Johnson, if Bugs Bunny saw your dick, you’d be in big trouble.” Amid the laughter ‘Joker’ continued, “You should dye your pubes green, that’ll give your cock an authentic look for Bug’s favourite food.” Johnson laughed along, flapping his vegetable about, before ...
    replying that if anyone wanted to gobble on his carrot, they should feel free to do so. This now became a daily ritual in the showers, where Johnson would wave his dick about, calling out to Bugs Bunny to snack on his carrot. Of course, this always got a huge laugh. There were two other things about Johnson that bear mentioning; firstly, he incessantly groped at his crotch while engaging you in conversation. The second titbit of information I wish to offer, was Johnson’s reaction to a homophobic comment that one of the other guys made one evening. “Most natural thing in the world,” Johnson stated emphatically, in response. Picking up on the disbelieving stares around him, he continued, “Homosexual behaviour happens throughout the animal kingdom. If you grew up on a farm like I did, you would understand.” Nobody challenged or argued the point with him, and that’s where the conversation ended. During our first two guard duties, nothing notable happened. I have to confess, however, that I had begun to like Johnson. He was an affable oaf, and not nearly as stupid as many would’ve believed. On our third duty, we got the ten o’clock to two a.m. shift. The guard house had glass windows on either side, and when seated, one was only just able to observe vehicles approaching from either side. At around twelve that night, Johnson and I went outdoors for a piss. Although we did have an indoor toilet, for some strange reason straight guys love to piss outdoors. After I had finished peeing, as ...
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