Date: 12/13/2017, Categories: Gay, Author: Tuppie, Source: LushStories
Johnson was a real redneck. I met him during my basic training in the army. As most people are aware, in these institutions surnames are only ever used, and as fate would have it, my surname was Johnstone. The reason I mention this, was because every three to four days, we would have to do gate duty on a rotational basis. Naturally, the alphabet always features very strongly in these environments, so there are no prizes for guessing with whom I had to pair up, for the four hour long guard duties at the entrance to the base. Johnson was coarse and crude, and had an infantile sense of humour. He was around six feet tall, had a wiry body, and was somewhat bandy-legged. It wasn’t an unattractive physique, and his entire frame was covered by a rather sexy dusting of dark hair. His face was neither ugly nor handsome, and bore the look of a mischievous hick, if that makes any sense to you. The feature on Johnson’s body which alludes to the title of this story… was the shape of his dick. It truthfully looked like a large carrot. From a thick base, the knob tapered to a thin foreskin overhang, which almost appeared to have no cock-head. In the communal showers, shortly after our arrival, one of the recruits joked, “Jesus Johnson, if Bugs Bunny saw your dick, you’d be in big trouble.” Amid the laughter ‘Joker’ continued, “You should dye your pubes green, that’ll give your cock an authentic look for Bug’s favourite food.” Johnson laughed along, flapping his vegetable about, before ...