1. 'Bored' Meeting


    Date: 10/10/2018, Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Mature, Author: XXXNoBounds, Source: xHamster

    It was just another boring &#034last Thursday of the month&#034 board meeting, and he really wasn't looking forward to the typical petty bullshit, the accusations of over spending, the idiotic questions of fiscal responsibility, blah blah blah. So as he slumped into the cafeteria style chair he wondered how long he would go without yawning, or at least without yawning with his mouth open. Jake hated these meetings even more than the obligatory semi-monthly meetings at work with his superiors, who he considered all to be self-praising blowhards. Or maybe that was blow hard; &#034Yeah blow me,&#034 he thought. As he gazed at the agenda sheet laid out in front of him and all the other board members, he noticed the usual crap and an obvious sales pitch coming under new business by the Cunning Ad Associates Group. Nice piece of work, he thought, &#034Associates&#034 and &#034Group&#034 in their name. &#034Jeezus, this is going to be so much fun. Like peeling potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner. Can't wait to see &#034Jules Titan, Chairwoman&#034 of Cunning Ad Associates Group,&#034 he mumbled to himself. The typical boring stuff proceeded along the typical boring meeting path. Jake amused himself by wondering how long it has been since each of the stuffy ol' ladies on the board got laid. Surely Ms. Kaplan had gotten it at least once this year. Probably after the Spring Dinner when she had been flirting with ol' man Bester; 75 years old and still horny as when he was 19. &#034My ...
    hero,&#034 he thought. And Sally Hanley, with boobs down to her ankles and hair on her chin almost as long; well, she just might have gotten it last around 1985, and surely he was d***k, whoever the poor bastard was. Probably died right after it. If she didn't kill him, her perfume probably did. It stays with you for days even if you just shake her hand. Christ you can smell her before you can see her. &#034Imagine how nasty she must smell, AND LOOK, with no clothes on,&#034 he thought. &#034Yuk, fuckin’ yuk. I think I'm gonna throw up right here on Mary Nolan's beat up ol sweater she wears to every meeting.&#034 Finally, after what seemed like two and one-half centuries, the President tapped his gavel (&#034Probably the only thing he's tapped all year&#034 Jake mumbled), cleared his throat in the annoying way he has, and bellowed, &#034On with New Business. Tonight we are pleased to have Ms. Jules Titan from the Cunning Ad Associates Group here to present us with a new ad campaign for consideration.&#034 &#034Yawn, fucking yawn,&#034 Jake thought to himself, when into the room came a tall blonde about 35 years old, longish hair and what appeared to be a killer body. Suddenly Jake was awake, as was everyone else. As she placed her papers on the podium she glanced around the room, filling the room with her warm smile and air of confidence. And then it happened; she locked eyes with Jake and he melted into butter. He heard nothing she said throughout her presentation. He couldn't ...
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