The Real Winner
Date: 11/8/2018, Categories: Masturbation, Author: Dom_with_abroomstick, Source: LushStories
“Fiffy dollars to the one who cumsthe best!” slurred Nate as he slapped a twenty dollar bill down on the table. I gaped at my drunk friend. I had just spent the past twenty minutes trying to get him out of the bar without making an ass of himself. When he veered off to to approach these women, I had hoped he'd blurt out an incoherent pick up line and I'd be able to get him back on track with minimal awkwardness. The stunned looks on the three women's faces told me getting out of this wasn't going to be easy. The three women looked at each other, the money on the table, Nate and myself, then back to each other. Nate stood there, looking smug and generally aloof. Trying to get the situation back under control I reached for the money and opened my mouth to start apologizing, when one of the women grabbed the cash, holding up the twenty dollar bill. “Fifty dollars?” she asked, the playful smile on her lightly freckled face and twinkle in her brown eyes suggested she was more offended by the bungled offer than the offer itself. Startled, Nate realized his error and swore to himself as he frantically pulled crumpled bills out of his pockets as the woman's two friends expressed their outrage. “Megan, you can't be serious!” said her blond friend, turning to the plump redhead who placed Nate’s initial offering back on the pile of bills. “If you think I'm going to put on a show for some drunk pig just because he's offering a few dollars, well, you're just wrong.” “Exactly,” chimed ...