1. The Bra from Hell


    Date: 6/8/2016, Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Author: windsorkeith, Source: xHamster

    They are kind of rare these days but this was an actual cocktail party given by the professional association to which I belong. So being work related I had no choice but to be there. This one was easy as it was held in a restaurant’s bar and I was going to meet friends afterward. I was standing in line waiting to get a drink when a very lovely woman got in line behind me. When I looked to see who it was thinking perhaps it might be a colleague, she gave me a welcoming smile so I said, “Can I buy you a drink?” “Well since they are courtesy of the association I guess you can!” she said with a grin. It turned out that this was a very self-possessed lady with a very ironic sense of humor and a lot of fun to talk with. And she had what I believe is technically known as “a body to die for”. Cute face, blond, an athlete’s body, with while not overly large breasts you could tell they were oh so nice. It was those breasts that would lead to so much trouble. By our second drink we were laughing and teasing one another. She asked, “What would you do to me if you found me passed out in the woods?” “Why absolutely nothing of course, I would stay with you and call for assistance.” I answered. “You wouldn’t even cop a feel?” “Goodness no, absolutely not, I am a gentleman and would never take advantage of a woman who had not given her consent”, I responded somewhat indignantly. “Good Boy! You pass the test.”, as a huge grin lit up her face. “Test?” “Well yes. Let me reset the scenario for ...
    you. What if you found me in the woods playing that I was passed out and you knew that I wanted you to touch me?” “I would be all over you like a cheap suit. In a heartbeat” I answered now grinning. “Well I saw you looking at the ‘girls’ a bit ago and it made me think of one of the things on my sex bucket list. I would love to have a guy find me like that and give my nipples a good twisting for quite a while!” “That sounds hot, can I give you a titfucking at the same time?” I responded with mounting excitement. “That would work for me”, again smiling. So we chatted on for a bit. About the only significant thing that happened was she did find out from me that I have a real thing for ladies in sexy lingerie. But the party ended, I had a nice dinner, and the days passed without me giving the conversation much more than a passing wistful thought. I was in my home office working when my phone rang with a text. “I am going to the woods, you will find me passed out…” and provided me with an exact location. On the way there, every time I looked at the speedometer it would read “50” in what was of course a “35” and I would slow down. Moments later it would creep up again. I had no trouble finding her as she was right where she said she would be. God, she looked sexy sitting up against a tree. Her eyes were closed and she was at rest. The only give away was the little smile on her lips. She had on jeans, running shoes, and a denim shirt that was totally unbuttoned. Under the shirt and ...
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