Fucks on a plane
Date: 10/13/2017, Categories: Fantasy, Oral Sex / Blowjob, Consensual Sex, First Time, Romance, Author: Fapworthy Diction, Source: sexstories.com
Before you even sit down I know that you’ll sit down next to me. Also? I know that we’ll talk. I’m not psychic. I know we’ll sit next to each other because you are being extremely dorky and anal-retentive about just where exactly your seat is as you shuffle down the isle toward me. Maybe you’ve been screwed for over-head cargo space very recently, because you keep looking at your boarding pass, and then counting the seats from where you’re standing, arriving at the empty seat next to me, checking how full the cargo bin above it is, and then looking back down at your boarding pass. I’ve seen you do this 5 times already. You're sitting right here next to the window It'll be fine. I know we’ll talk because you’ve already managed to nervously chat up two stewardesses and the older guy behind you, and you’re not even past the first-class cabin yet. I'm not huge on talking on airplanes. In fact, normally I’d throw on some headphones and feign sleep before you sat down. It's nothing personal, I just hate the airplane conversation. The irony of the airplane conversation is that getting to know the passenger next to you actually dehumanizes them, because they’re always a boring replica of every other person you’ve ever had the airplane conversation with. The airplane conversation makes everyone the same. I’d rather just assume the person sitting next to me is amazing, and then not give them the opportunity to prove me wrong. You on the other hand… Ok I’ll admit it: I’m looking ...